Things That Make Us Go "Duh..."

Sue sends this headline from the Houston Chronicle:

Sex businesses set for appeal

Oh, good. We were afraid the prostitutes had once again pimped themselves in their repellentwearTM.

And then this:

Pancreatic cancer a risk many not willing to take

As Sue points out, pancreatic cancer is no laughing matter. But when a headline is this obvious, one wonders where the news is.