Another good one from Ashleigh:
The scale of the operation suggests that Texas was ready. Dozens of heavily armed police went into the compound with an armored personal carrier. They met almost no resistance.
A personnel carrier is used to transport employees. A personal carrier? Well, we're thinking that's the sort of thing best used to transport infants. And while it is a tough world out there for babies, it's not yet so tough that we need to walk them in armored Snuglis.