Fewer, Not Less

Kanye West, in Vibe magazine:

"I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans," West tells Vibe magazine in its February issue. "I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility."

For a mere $1 million, we would be happy to teach him the difference between less and fewer. We are happy to take on the responsibility of such a payday, just as we're sure he'd appreciate all the freedom that relative poverty brings.