Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Nice Apostrophe, But Ewww...

Our spam filter caught this today:

Subject line: Make your King-Kong Twice Larger

Catch rapturous girls' looks on your zipper protuberance.
While we are pleased that they made the correct plural possessive of "girl," and while we admire the creative expression that is "zipper protuberance," we think the image that comes to mind--of someone's eyeballs/beauty caught in a zipper--ultimately ruins the effect. Hurl.

No sale, Mr. Spammer.

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