ALIENS HAVE LANDED ON THIS EARTH! RUN AWAY AND HIDE, BECAUSE THEY LOVE BRAINS!
OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!
I FORGOT SOMETHING VERY, VERY, IMPORTANT!!!!!
THAT................................
YOU............................
DONT................................NEED TO HIDE! tHEY EAT BRAINS! SO YOUR SAFE!
Look, we're not going to confirm or deny the absence of a brain in our skulls. We assume, though, that someone who doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your," and someone who leaves the apostrophe out of "don't" will also be safe in the event of a zombie invasion.
Also, "this Earth"? Is there another one out there? And if so, can we please reserve some beachfront real estate? The endless winter in Seattle is killing us.
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