Wrapping around National Grammar Day in the manner of a tortilla embracing delicious rice and beans, Words Matter Week is March 1-7.
The celebration is sponsored by the National Association of Independent Writers and Editors (we love them!), and they're inviting all of us to take part in daily blog challenges.
Communication breaks down when words are misused. What is the funniest, most interesting, or worst break-down you’ve ever observed?
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Background: In honor of Words Matter Week, a holiday that is celebrated annually the first full week in March, the National Association of Independent Writers and Editors (NAIWE) is hosting a Blog Challenge with a specific daily topic Monday through Friday.
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Our entry comes from the SPOGG archives. Really, does it get funnier than incontinence and orgasms?
We received this from Steven Chappell, Director of Student Media at Middle Tennessee State University:
My all-time favorite from a student is this gem, which came to me when she missed a test.
I'm sorry I missed today's test. I wasn't feeling well. I would be glad to discuss my make-up exam with you at your earliest opportunity. I am sorry for the incontinence."
I sent this reply:
Please refer to the syllabus, which requires you to contact me in advance regarding all make-up exams, including those for illness. The next time you are sick, it is not necessary for you to be so descriptive regarding your medical problem, but you do need to contact me in advance to schedule a make-up exam."
No. 2 on my list was this lead on a story from a student, who was writing a class-assigned story on a genetic engineering lecture on campus:
"Professor of English Martha Bartter spoke about the implications of a world containing genetically modified orgasms, focusing on the language barrier that causes problems and the religious aspect."
While I think it was genetically modified organisms that were the topic of the lecture, this new topic would have been much more interesting.